Contractor joke of the month
An IT-consultant, a copywriter and their project manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and - are you way ahead of me? - a genie comes out, promising each of them one wish. "Me first! Me first!" the copywriter says. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.". Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" the IT-consultant says. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.". Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the genie says to the project manager. "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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This article was published in the Australia Freelance Market News 73.