Contractor joke of the month
A business consultant complains about the project challenges with a former client: "For almost two months I have been trying to motivate the staff to get to work early in the morning; - without any success!"
His consulting colleague listens sympathetically and then tells him that he could solve the issue at that company within one week. "How could that work?", his frustrated colleague wants to know, "I have developed all types of incentives for the employees and we have even donated free car parking spots for each of the 50 employees; but nothing did work out!"
"My approach was very simple! This Christmas, I donated 10 of your parking spaces to the children's home nearby, so that only 40 parking spaces were left. Now everyone tries to be at work first!".
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This article was published in the Australia Freelance Market News 70.