Freelancer joke of the month: Motivational speaker
In an almost empty auditorium, a motivational trainer stands on stage and waits a couple of minutes hoping that more visitors will arrive.
He then speaks to the only other person in the room, “I think you are my only listener today. At least I can focus on you during the session and we can discuss anything for as long as we want.”
“I would prefer if you do not take so long,” says the woman, “I’m the next speaker.”
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This article was published in the Australia Freelance Market News 85.